bass damages

Da opposite of "treble damages"; it refers to what a court awards you due to a loudspeaker-array's woofers sounding grindy, buzzy, and/or just plain crappy.

You can also be awarded "bass damages" if someone's excessively-loud/thumpy woofers cause hearing-loss and/or structural harm to your property.

by QuacksO November 11, 2020

Flag

Get the bass damages mug.

Damages!

An exclamation of astonishment, shock, awe or even sympathy at the sight or upon learning about something gruesome, terrible or just plain fucked up that is or has happened to someone else.

Can also be used in the place of "Dammit!" or when all of your plans have been foiled.

<Watching a scene in a horror movie>

<The evil monster has just ripped the throat out of yet another unsuspecting victim...>

Jane: Damages! Did you see that?!?

Mike: Yeah... you know that's gonna leave a mark!!!

by Kannudo April 20, 2012

Flag

Get the Damages! mug.

sun damage

When you have been sunburnt countless times because frolic-ing in the sun for days on end has been far more important that protecting the epidermis, usually causing (but not limited to): sun spots, freckles, uneven skin tone, leathery skin, a body that has been treated more like an amusement park, rather than a temple.

1. Damn, look at that girls sun damage, she looks like she's been rode hardand put away wet.

2. Sun damage cause skin cancer.

3. She has hella sun damage, I bet she had fun getting that though.

4. Sun damage is irreversible.

5. That girl has really effed up her skin with sun damage.

6. Protect yourself from sun damage, use sunscreen.

by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015

Flag