To Watch Spiderman

Spending all day on the web, ending up with sticky hands

He's booked the day off work to watch Spiderman

by Nick Tommo December 17, 2021

going "on the watch"

A term used to tell your friends you have to take a shit when chicks are around so as to avoid embarrassement from the hot babes. Often followed by "the way's clear" to let your friends know you've gotten away with it.

Ben: Hey guys im going "on the watch" , (in whispers) Kyle make sure noones watching me on the watch.

Kyle:gotcha bro... Hey laura why dont we go over there....

Ben: Alright the ways all clear.

by btongninjaturtle October 28, 2009

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Willy Wancha

When someone watches willy woncha and they start to willy wancha.

Billy: "come here girl I willy fuckin wancha!"

Billy: "come here girl I willy fuckin wancha!"
Karen: "ok but what the fuck did you just say cuh?"
Billy: "I said I willy wancha"

Billy: "come here girl I willy fuckin wancha!"
Karen: "ok but what the fuck did you just say cuh?"
Billy: "I said I willy wancha"

by Willy Wancha September 14, 2020

One-Eyed Watchdog

Someone who presents as concerned about an issue (antisemitism, free speech, death threats, political violence, lack of scientific rigor in some study, etc.) but only speaks up when political opponents commit the transgression, while guilty allies are ignored or defended.

Synonym - Hypocrite

Karen was outraged when Kavanaugh was accused but turned into a One-Eyed Watchdog when Biden and Cuomo were accused.

by LiberalKaren March 1, 2021

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Watch Dogs 2

Watch Dogs 2 is an open world action-adventure video game developed and published by Ubisoft. Marcus Holloway, an intelligent twenty-four year old hacker from Oakland, California, is punished for a crime he did not commit by the upgraded ctOS – ctOS 2.0 – which categorizes him as the suspect. Realizing the system covertly brings harm to the innocent citizens of San Francisco, he decides to work with the hacking group DedSec to take down the city's ctOS 2.0, and Blume, the company behind it. Co-op and hacking is fun and unique to the franchise. The parkour rivals many third-person open world games.

"Those assholes keep sniping me from on top the Golden Gate, I should have bought Gta 5 not Watch Dogs 2"

by Dr. T-meme February 23, 2017

chain watching

Similar to chain smoking. It is when you are addicted to a television series and watch multiple consecutive episodes, starting the next episode as soon as the previous one finishes.

"I'm so tired, I stayed up til 4 am watching the fifth season of 24."

"Dude you need to lay off the chain watching."

by littleninja March 27, 2010