corncob washer

When a man named John needs his cob washed he trusts nothing else. Even his one legged sister agrees.

John needed a corncob washer after a long day of no capping.

by WillAustin8 November 9, 2023

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Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.

My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!

by Fattymicgee December 7, 2023

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Eagle-Washed

Someone who originated from somewhere other than America and went there then became stereotypically American (guns cars wars etc)

Gabriel is Canadian but he’s the most American out of all of us he’s definitely Eagle-Washed

by Alexcraft518 March 8, 2024

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Chronically Washed

Means to be performing terribly or at a decline in sports from different occurring times or eras in a career. Also applies to yips, but occurs chronically.

I’m telling you, I’m chronically washed, one year I do well, the next I’m awful.

I can never play consistently, it’s like I’m chronically washed.

by LV29 March 8, 2024

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In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”

How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.

by Real0b0m@ March 10, 2024

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