a term used to describe the act when one decides to masturbate, in this circumstance, usually in a inappropriate location.
INT ITALIAN RESTAURANT
FADE IN
John: So here is to Emily and Howard! Two years of marrital bliss!
Peter: Hear hear!
everyone cheers and clash glasses in celebration
CUT TO
mid-meal, everyone is involved in some kind of chatter
Alexander is sitting in the middle of the table, he looks around nervously, he puts his hand into his pocket and starts masturbating slowly and as unnoticably as possible through the material of his pocket
Cut To
everyone leaving the restaurant
Alexander runs down the street excitedly
Close up of Alexander
Alexander: I just had a Sly Wank!
FADE IN
John: So here is to Emily and Howard! Two years of marrital bliss!
Peter: Hear hear!
everyone cheers and clash glasses in celebration
CUT TO
mid-meal, everyone is involved in some kind of chatter
Alexander is sitting in the middle of the table, he looks around nervously, he puts his hand into his pocket and starts masturbating slowly and as unnoticably as possible through the material of his pocket
Cut To
everyone leaving the restaurant
Alexander runs down the street excitedly
Close up of Alexander
Alexander: I just had a Sly Wank!
by Gold teeth and a curse for this town May 21, 2006
Get the sly wankmug. by mc_beet August 6, 2006
Get the Wank Materialmug. by Edward L. Squamata February 2, 2009
Get the Wank the rabbitmug. The action of masturbating within a body of water, excluding the bath tup, e.g. a wank in the ocean, (or more extreme a swimming pool.)
It can also be made wank into a game, the more fish around your semen, the more successful the wank. compare with your friends and others of a similar disgusting nature, and see who is the best at 'beating off the fishes'.
It can also be made wank into a game, the more fish around your semen, the more successful the wank. compare with your friends and others of a similar disgusting nature, and see who is the best at 'beating off the fishes'.
by coretmanus March 11, 2009
Get the Aqua Wankmug. noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).
by koko October 31, 2004
Get the wank jammiesmug. by Codiak July 31, 2003
Get the wanking chariotmug. Masturbating to something (i.e. Porn, Someone you got dirty with) you tugged one off to a long time ago
by Wooooool November 24, 2013
Get the Nostalgia Wankmug.