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Investment wanker

An investment banker who wears a white shirt with a gilet (normally Patagonia) and chats a lot of shit
That guy over there is 100% an investment wanker. Just look at his vest.
by Dave and Dan in Singapore February 17, 2023
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middle lane wanker

A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time

The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
Move over you fucking middle lane wanker
by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017
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Paper Towel Wanker

A “Paper Towel Wanker” is usually a male. Someone who prefers to “relieve stress” with a Paper Towel. Usually their name is Hank. Or Will.
Damn, Hank goin AT it wit dat paper towel roll, he’s a real Paper Towel Wanker
by Colbsterino March 10, 2021
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Mirror Wanker

Someone who is extremely arrogant. He is so into himself that the only thing that turns him on is his own reflection.
What a mirror wanker, telling everyone about his new car.
by Mit Snereif December 16, 2009
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Ebay Wanker

A person missing a few braincells who bids on an item before the last few minutes. Great for the seller not so great for the buyers including the EW themselves
"Hey Jeff you get that signed Star Wars trainset you were after in the end?"

"No the Ebay Wankers strikes back."
by beyoncesbitch January 12, 2012
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Double Wanker Sign

The action associated when calling someone a double wanker. The gesture is expressed by having each arm at either side of hips with hands in a wanker motion. Can sometimes be confused with a monkey chant.
Police: What are you doing there on camera?
Gav the Chav: It's clearly the double wanker sign!
by vestrynow November 14, 2012
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Wycombe Wanderers

A fan-owned football (soccer) club which was founded in 1887, based in High Wycombe, they play at Adams Park (a 10,000 seated stadium in High Wycombe)
Person A: Who's your favourite team
Person B: Mine is Wycombe Wanderers
by fapping May 29, 2018
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