ShitBag Wasted

When you're black out drunk and can't function correctly
Josh: Help me pick up Trent off the floor, he's ShitBag Wasted and fell asleep on the ground
by TheWiseSageBush April 04, 2016
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Waste Puppet

Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.
Alex had so much potential but then he decided to become a waste puppet!
by AAA Ardvaark June 07, 2022
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waste puppet

Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible
Man Alex used to have his shit together, but he's really become a waste puppet!
by AAA Ardvaark June 06, 2022
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toxically wasted

When a passive-aggressive gets angry, and uses an excessive amount of sarcasm and reverse-psychology to completely obliterate and own an instigator. often completely unwarranted or over the top, and has an element of rant. the level of sourness displayed leaves a flavour in your mouth similar to that felt after eating a toxic waste lolly, renowned for their sourness and bitterness.
*In a classroom, harry chatting to mate*

Teacher to Harry: "go on harry, why don't you speak a bit louder, because i just don't think you are speaking loud enough, and in any case i think what you have to say about your pathetic weekend must be more important than the english lesson i am trying to give, especially once you consider that you will only need to know english for the rest of your life. in fact, why dont you come up to the front and take over the lesson, while we all patiently listen. come on. no? why not? you seemed to be enjoying talking over the top of me. well, here's your chance, i won't even try to speak while you are. go on...

*blah blah blah*

*awkward silence in class, harry mumbles non-committal reply*

Mate to harry: "dude, you just got toxically wasted. i think i'm gonna be sick from the sourness of that rant"
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Lucy Wasted

Insanely drunk to the point of foaming at the mouth. You drank Waaayyyyyyy too much.
"Are you drunk right now?"
"Man, I'm past drunk, I'm Lucy Wasted."
by nothing better to do April 18, 2015
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Book Wasted

After you have read a book for so long (especially at night) that you can't remember or concentrate on anything else, besides what you were reading, until you conk out.
"I read Twilight for 3 hours last night and couldn't stop thinking about it until I fell asleep."

"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"
by craigishilarious February 26, 2014
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Blacho Wasted

The act of getting so drunk that you face plant multiple times, black out heavily, try to fight every living thing and then ending your night by crying for no reason.
Steve: Dude you were sooo drunk last night!

Kyle: I know man 5 Four Lokos got me blacho wasted!

Steve: Dude I know you beat my ass!
by Kyle man November 15, 2012
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