by TheWiseSageBush April 04, 2016
Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.
by AAA Ardvaark June 07, 2022
Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible
by AAA Ardvaark June 06, 2022
When a passive-aggressive gets angry, and uses an excessive amount of sarcasm and reverse-psychology to completely obliterate and own an instigator. often completely unwarranted or over the top, and has an element of rant. the level of sourness displayed leaves a flavour in your mouth similar to that felt after eating a toxic waste lolly, renowned for their sourness and bitterness.
*In a classroom, harry chatting to mate*
Teacher to Harry: "go on harry, why don't you speak a bit louder, because i just don't think you are speaking loud enough, and in any case i think what you have to say about your pathetic weekend must be more important than the english lesson i am trying to give, especially once you consider that you will only need to know english for the rest of your life. in fact, why dont you come up to the front and take over the lesson, while we all patiently listen. come on. no? why not? you seemed to be enjoying talking over the top of me. well, here's your chance, i won't even try to speak while you are. go on...
*blah blah blah*
*awkward silence in class, harry mumbles non-committal reply*
Mate to harry: "dude, you just got toxically wasted. i think i'm gonna be sick from the sourness of that rant"
Teacher to Harry: "go on harry, why don't you speak a bit louder, because i just don't think you are speaking loud enough, and in any case i think what you have to say about your pathetic weekend must be more important than the english lesson i am trying to give, especially once you consider that you will only need to know english for the rest of your life. in fact, why dont you come up to the front and take over the lesson, while we all patiently listen. come on. no? why not? you seemed to be enjoying talking over the top of me. well, here's your chance, i won't even try to speak while you are. go on...
*blah blah blah*
*awkward silence in class, harry mumbles non-committal reply*
Mate to harry: "dude, you just got toxically wasted. i think i'm gonna be sick from the sourness of that rant"
by stilltryingforwordoftheday May 23, 2009
by nothing better to do April 18, 2015
After you have read a book for so long (especially at night) that you can't remember or concentrate on anything else, besides what you were reading, until you conk out.
"I read Twilight for 3 hours last night and couldn't stop thinking about it until I fell asleep."
"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"
"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"
by craigishilarious February 26, 2014
The act of getting so drunk that you face plant multiple times, black out heavily, try to fight every living thing and then ending your night by crying for no reason.
Steve: Dude you were sooo drunk last night!
Kyle: I know man 5 Four Lokos got me blacho wasted!
Steve: Dude I know you beat my ass!
Kyle: I know man 5 Four Lokos got me blacho wasted!
Steve: Dude I know you beat my ass!
by Kyle man November 15, 2012