Wad Eye

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.

I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023

WAD

1.The file format used to hold the game data for the original doom games (Doom 1 and Doom2) standing for Where is All the Data
2.Stand for What A Dick or What A Douche

1.Have you tried the new WAD I made for doom 2, it is a slaughter map.
2.Yeah she is a total WAD.

by Smokey Neon March 19, 2018

Potty Wads

A pair of under wear that has potty engulfed in them. Also can be said as a comparison to how something feels. (noun)

Wool... How about these pajamas. Nope I said, I rather sleep in potty wads.

by )(olla2.0 December 9, 2010

diddle wad

someone that sits at a red light and takes there time to go

hes such a diddle wad! he wont go!

by surahh_ October 7, 2016

wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.

Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Wad

LosPollosTV’s Dad. A combination of spammed W’s in the chat and dad, because his Dad is a W.

“I am so excited for Thursday. Wad will be on stream for the weekly episode of 90 day fiancé.

by Nahnah1960 April 19, 2022

Fuck wad

A “Fuck wad” is someone who looks up Fuck wad in the dictionary.

Tyler is a fuck wad because he’s a dumb ass little bitch.

by Dr.Gears January 17, 2021