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Vacation Stress Disorder

The stress that results before (pre)-during-and-after (post) a vacation.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.
"Yes, I have VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder. I would actually rather be at the dentist's"
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."
by Pen-Dragon October 2, 2023
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Person 1: I took on that vacation dick

Person 2: I could tell it, wasn't leg day yesturday
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neighborhood vacation

When multiple families from the same stuck-up, rich white neighborhood go on a group vacation to the same destination.
The Rutherfords and Davenports will be joining us on our yearly neighborhood vacation to the Hamptons.
by Russypoo1 April 29, 2015
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A dick so big that after sex you have to take vacation days off work to learn how to walk straight again.
Girl: he gave me that vacation dick and I had to take the next week off work.
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Franky on Vacation

A period of time when Jordan (also known as Franky) goes away on vacation for a few short days. This individual spends his time away from home by shagging plenty of birds, clobbering a concerning amount of pints, and even the occasional visit to Aroma Joes.
Fellas! The family and I are going up North for winter break. Franky on Vacation!
by Jmanhoops February 27, 2023
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vacation dick

A dick that is extremely hard to take daily but is used as a stress reliever
by Jish June 13, 2016
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A dick that is so large that women can only occasionally.
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Woman: I can't have sex with my boyfriend a lot because he has a vacation dick.
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