by fewbs April 15, 2009
A sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.
It’s twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon shit in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when I got off the train. So far, it’s all rainbows and unicorns!
by chewypooh74 September 11, 2013
The act of a man having sex with a person from behind (i.e. 'doggy style') until he nears orgasm, whereupon he withdraws, straddles his partner's head and places his erection on his or her forehead so that it protrudes at the moment of ejaculation like a magical unicorn horn.
by Hautecake January 24, 2010
Angry unicorn - To wear a strap on dildo on your head and angrily thrust it into someones vagina and or ass.
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by conjuu February 21, 2005
During sexual intercourse between two males, when one male puts his erect penis on the other males forehead(mushroom tip on forehead) and ejaculates, while making pony noises.
"Oh my gawd ! Tom tried the wet unicorn on me last night and it was amazing ! My forehead never felt better !" exclaimed Jon to Ricky
by Khunt McCunter June 05, 2014
To have an experience so fantastical that the world seems an utterly cold and charmless place in comparison. As it would after waking from a dream where you witness the live birth of a unicorn.
Barnabus fell into a state of catatonic depression after Birthing the Unicorn at the Taylor Swift concert.
by Bieber's Monkey April 04, 2013
The drug equivalent of "hair of the dog" I.e when one wakes in such a state that only taking more drugs can alleviate your symptoms ...
by Savaloy June 08, 2015