by Sillyrock October 15, 2025
Get the Drop a turnermug. Allen and his son cut the line in front of you because they’re white and you’re not. You respond, "Wow, I didn’t know you got the Brock Turner Pass," to highlight racial disparity and encourage accountability in future generations.
Judge Aaron Persky rules in favor of a white client despite the atrocity he committed. That judge is handing out a Brock Turner Pass.
Judge Aaron Persky rules in favor of a white client despite the atrocity he committed. That judge is handing out a Brock Turner Pass.
by CenterStageAtTheRevolution February 16, 2025
Get the Brock Turner Passmug. He is a sideski from the leftski on the Right side because da war kein Geld
Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks
Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks
by tarzanuron November 24, 2021
Get the John Turneringmug. Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.
Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023
Get the colton turnermug. A dumb idiot no one likes except for big forehead people that has a potato forehead he’s a dumb little punk that is stupid and cocky fuck turner and he has a microscopic penis
by Ahhhh yess daddy & papi April 22, 2022
Get the Turnermug. a sexy lanky bloke who is kind and respectful of others im surprised how he dosent have a girlfriend right now.
by Vanny from fnaf July 10, 2022
Get the MAX TURNERmug. Will Turner walked into the headshop the other day and noticed that a female pirate was hiding in there, but she didn't have her hat on her head since she wanted to be invisible to the people trying to hang her. He went to his shop to get his sword and when he got back, the female pirate was gone.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
Get the Will Turnermug.