Turkey Style

When having vaginal intercourse with a woman, the man pulls out to ejaculate on her breasts. i.e. Stuffing and basting.
"She likes it Turkey Style."
by Frito-boy November 02, 2009
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gobbling turkey

when a girl sucks on the excess skin of your ball sack
by imtheman098 May 05, 2010
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jerky turkey

When a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth - cum, ground meat and all
Instead of momz cooking the taco meat she decided to go all crazy jerky turkey on daddy!
by Meatballz April 17, 2008
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Stuffing The Turkey

Miranda is a young, ugly lesbian. She can't get any so she stuffs the Turkey.
by John Ronane January 30, 2004
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Turkey-Bacon

1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.

2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to intelligently analyse the subject, but these postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed.
by John Q Law January 22, 2009
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turkey purse

Turkey purse is another word for the womans moneybox or more familiar term pussy. Can be used when speaking to and about the womans down below bits.
"I love your turkey purse its elegant"

"I was giving her turkey purse a real thrashing last night"

"I went to get a prostitute, got one and her turkey purse was like a pair of beef curtains"
by T Tone May 02, 2007
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Turkey Balls

When a man's nutsack looks like that thing that hangs from a turkey's neck
As Maria watched porn with her boyfriend she couldn't help but notice that one of the actors had turkey balls
by Coneja July 08, 2009
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