Pineapple turd

A very short chunky sexy Hawaiian chick

Last night me and my buddies met some pineapple turds..

by Sea Rat April 19, 2019

turd in the bath

Commonly used strategy by ItzPaesha when one shits in bathtub and gets spooped by the poop.

"I just spooped by the turd in the bath" - ItzPaesha

by nootnootwearenumberone April 4, 2017

Turd Fart

When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.

Boyd annoyed the people in the elevator with a turd fart.

by Ignatz TC October 26, 2020

turd hound

An otherwise known smart dog breed, but this particular one is embarrassingly dumb. Eats feces and rocks. Often can be heard barking at nothing. May also be a normally beautiful breed of dog, but has ugly aesthetic features such as; wire coat, beard, Grinch-like feet.

Jim's dog is a Border Collie mixed with turd hound, pretty sure I saw him hunting for a shit snack in the yard this morning.

by eljae83 November 21, 2016

howell turd

A person who lacks any and all ambition, motivation, or work ethic and radiates a complete sense of entitlement.

If that guy worked as much as he talked he might be all right but he just thinks he's entitled to a paycheck, what a Howell turd.

by Phatea October 22, 2018

Turd Texter

A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.

Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.

by Vern_O February 22, 2009

GNU Turd

GNU Hurd combined with Turd to indicate crappy modified versions

ARRRGH. Another error? I'm using Linux instead of GNU Turd now.

by AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD May 18, 2022