a sex toy disguised as an common everyday item so that when luggage is scanned or inspected by a TSA agent at the airport it is not obvious you are traveling with your vibrator or dildo.
by happy_traveler February 11, 2005
Get the travel accessory mug.A poop where the pooper feels that little time has passed while doing the deed but in reality a long time has passed. or vice versa
Billy: Where have you been for the last ten minutes?
Joe: Has it really been that long? Must have been a time travel poop.
Joe: Has it really been that long? Must have been a time travel poop.
by Opi071694 June 2, 2011
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One who posts about past events on social media sites in order to:
1) Insinuate he or she is better than you
2) Feel better about him or herself
1) Insinuate he or she is better than you
2) Feel better about him or herself
Time Traveler example: "In 2013 I bought a house, met the man of my dreams, got accepted to law school and moved to Denver. Here's to an even better year in 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by ajreag December 31, 2013
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used when one is acting crazy, irrational (used by jack webb on drug 'dragnet' (blue boy?) 1967)
a suggestion that one might be "tripping" or high on something
used when one is acting crazy, irrational (used by jack webb on drug 'dragnet' (blue boy?) 1967)
a suggestion that one might be "tripping" or high on something
guy going 'wild': whos' your travel agent?
woman seriously pms-ing: whos' your travel agent?
snide remark by 'straight', 'case-hardened' conservative:
whos' your travel agent?
woman seriously pms-ing: whos' your travel agent?
snide remark by 'straight', 'case-hardened' conservative:
whos' your travel agent?
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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1. Bitch be travin'
2. Dude, shes traving on you.
3. Shes such a trave.
4. I think you just got traved.
5. Shes one travin bitch alright.
2. Dude, shes traving on you.
3. Shes such a trave.
4. I think you just got traved.
5. Shes one travin bitch alright.
by Phoenixiscomingoutsoononmabi May 10, 2011
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Get the Traveler mug.After a guy hooks up in a strange town while away on business, he addresses the awkwardness of saying goodbye by instead slapping his host in the face with his dick. I mean, he might as well right?
Ralph met Debbie at the exit 72 Chili's last night. After a couple hours of swap meat action, he gave her a Traveling Salesman on the way out the door.
by Greg "The Hammer" Valentine May 3, 2008
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