happy_traveler's definitions

travel accessory

a sex toy disguised as an common everyday item so that when luggage is scanned or inspected by a TSA agent at the airport it is not obvious you are traveling with your vibrator or dildo.

My favorite travel accessory is my vibrating rubber ducky.

by happy_traveler February 11, 2005

traveler

A "to go" alcoholic beverage, usually poured into a plastic cup for disguise.

I don't want to waste this beer but I need to get home. I better take a traveler!

by happy_traveler February 11, 2005