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Tristan

Tristan est un chômeur qui passe sa vie eu lycée, dans le foyer ou la cour. Il passe le plus clair de son temps à gratter l’amitié d’inconnus ou presque. Il ressemble à s’y méprendre à un clodo et est prêt à tout pour qu’on lui paie le Burger King.
tu fais pitié, on dirait tristan
by Tristan le gratteur November 21, 2021
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Tristan

a person incapable of sneezing without farting
Tristan snarted 3 times today.
by user56793 July 16, 2021
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Tristan

Tristan. Curly blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. When we met, he came off as shy. I fell in love with his best friend and two years later he stole my heart. I woke up thinking about him and fell asleep making up our love story and listening to songs that reminded me of him. I wasn’t okay at the time, broken. He made me feel okay. He feels like home. He will put up with your crap, laugh at your stupid jokes, give you nicknames, tease you and give you so many butterflies. He’s a basketball PG who knows the game like the back of his hand. When you make eye contact he makes the world stop, you will feel extremely loved. He’s like a drug making you smile ear to ear at 2am. He’s a lil Koala, patient, funny, creative, smarter than he thinks, intimidating (rawr), cute, caring, supportive, swag and so much more! He will wait for you and tell you he couldn’t get you out of his head🙃 He’s the guy that will make sure you get home safely. He will say you’re out of his league but really, he’s out of yours. If he loves you, don’t screw it up.
His Crush: “I have Tristan Syndrome

Tristan: “That was slick. But shut up.”
by Lilroothatmissesyou<3 November 22, 2021
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Tristan

A person who is trapped in a washing machine, I should know my name is Tristan
Person: Tristan why are you in a washing machine
Tristan: Blub
by GuyInAWashingMachine May 19, 2022
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Tristan

Your such a tristan
by Anonymous256927 September 6, 2019
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Tristan

Someone who seems intimidating at first but once you get to know them they are sweethearts. They are the nicest most caring people you’ll ever meet, they are trustworthy and once you’re in their close circle you should never let them go. They’ll always have your back and will never be afraid to tell you how it is. They’ll try their best to make you laugh when your sad and they’ll help you through the bullshit and help build you up once it’s all over. They’re cool headed and tend not to get upset but they have road rage and once they’re again steer clear of their path because they are on a mission. Also one the most attractive person you’ll ever meet.
GAT DAMN YOU SEE TRISTAN?
by Okayokayokayxox November 30, 2021
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Tristan

a real street nigga who dont give a damn bout ya aunt,sister,mama,grandma,or yo pet hamster
damn tristan beat his ahh on big pussy grave
by jacktownleek November 20, 2023
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