tristan spiesky

Some Nazi that thinks he’s cool. Makes frequent ‘Your Mom Jokes’ and talks about burning Jews.

Hey, have you seen that new kid? Yea, he’s a Tristan Spiesky

by joIJD December 11, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.

Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.

Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.

Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.

That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.

That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.

The longest Dog

by JayKin23 January 7, 2023

TRISTAN

Tristan is a mf who loves edging so God damn much he never stops edging

Hey you see tristan?
Yea he's edging rn

by Tangerineeee November 20, 2023

Tristan

no teeth looking ass

Dentist: Wow no teeth, must be a Tristan

by niggardly mcniggarson June 17, 2019

Tristan

Tristan is a boy with spongy ass hair who thinks that he can only be accepted by making 2012 rage comics and acting homosexual. He is usually found with a pack of absolute chads as their wingman

Chad 1: Tristan, get over here
*Tristan walks in like a bitch*

by DeluxeKeagan April 3, 2019

Tristan

Tristan is a very nice loyal person, with lots of love and respect. Do not irritate him because it can lead to bad things. Has a good sense of humour and never afraid of anyone. Although he does hold in a lot if insecurities and secrets he is the nicest person you will ever meet. There may be times where it feels like he has an attitude but thats just him on the regular.

Tristan is so nice and funny, but gets irritated quick!

by Crazy_2002 July 12, 2020

Tristan

The type of guy who tries his hardest, every chance he gets to talk to women and make them like him. He is the biggest simp you will ever see. Wherever you see a group of girls, you will probably find Tristan trying to talk to them. He does the most in his power to get girls to like him, and always talks about how he's everyone's favorite. He's kind of egotistical, and can be an asshole when around a group of men, but if you are one on one with him, he can actually be really enjoyable to talk to.

Ah shit, there's Tristan, always trying to impress those girls.

by big boy monkey October 28, 2022