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Hairy trench

A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.
Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.

Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench
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Trenches

“i grew up in the trenches.”
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in the trenches

this homework is really hard i'm fr in the trenches.
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trench

when someone has morally descended
Eric: I'm gonna throw a stink bomb in your room
Me (John Paul XIV): Dude, that's trench
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down bad in these trenches

Yang is down bad in these trenches lmao
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Trench Cheeks

When you create liquid in you trousers
Winston: I need the toilet
Man: why?
Winston: I gave myself trench cheeks
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Yap Trench

When someone is just spitting straight yap. Nobody wants to hear what they have to say, and it is unimportant. Everything coming out of this persons mouth at that point in time is complete and utter blasphemy.

Also known as the West Caroline Trench, the Yap Trench is an oceanic trench near Yap Island in the western Pacific Ocean.
Jeremy: Erm, actually, that's incorrect; Because according to my calcula-
John: Yap Trench.
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