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The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours
Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw
by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022
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Travel Dunk

Mixing your donut or bagel with coffee in your mouth while driving creates the dunking effect without spilling your coffee.
I was running late to work so I ate in my car and had to travel dunk my bagel so I wouldn't spill my coffee.
by BMAN2925 January 13, 2011
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Traveling-Assiduousness

The Unrelenting, Unapologetic Pursuit of Excellence Through Unmatched Grit, Leveraging the Travel Ecosystem
The Traveling CEO Leveraged Traveling-Assiduousness to Persevere and Be A Role Model for Those He Serves.
by TravelingWiki October 19, 2025
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Distraction Travel

Travel that is interesting enough and long enough away from your normal life that the distraction of the new sights, activities, food, drinks, culture etc cause you to break all your normal habits. Can be great for weights loss, clearing a foggy head due to stress or a high work load. Generally involves at least 4 weeks away to allow complete disconnection from ones normal regime, lifestyle and habits.
I really need some distraction travel to clear my head as I can't decide whether to quit this job and go full time on my sideline or not.
by ThroughDistraction October 19, 2018
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Safe Travels

"Safe Travels" was a phrase first coined by Steve T in 1994 prior to a business trip to Luanda Angola. It's a phrase that encompasses all sentiments such as "good health", "be careful", "stay safe" and the like. The phrase is intended to address the moment an individual leaves their residence, place of employment, hotel, or other temporary location and in transit to their destination and until they return from subject travels.
"Hey Beth, Safe Travels" or "Mark safe travels on your trip to Europe".
by Sleepin' J June 9, 2022
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Travel Treat

A fleeting romantic or sexual relationship formed while traveling, usually for business
This woman from Dallas is trying to make me her travel treat tonight
by TheRealLRFious September 15, 2023
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Kind Traveller

A Slang Term used to greet persons that is void or racism, sexism, ableism, abuse, sarcasm, belittlement, judgement, hearsay, questionable ethics, and more.
A Bisexual, indigenous, quadriplegic is rolled into the room on a stretcher.
Greeter: Hello, Kind Traveller.

Bisexual, indigenous, quadriplegic: Hello.
by Johnzface October 7, 2022
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