essential travel

Travel that is important to your everyday life. Most commonly includes travel with activities such as surfing.

Surfing is important to me so it is essential travel.

by JT Surfer Dude 71 December 16, 2021

The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours

Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022

travel noggin

a clever term for road-head.

"Just drove 6 hours from Phoenix to Vegas with Christina ... yup, travel noggin."

by wuntoothrie November 22, 2011

Travelable

To be able to travel or move.

That trailer has a roof and is travelable.

by Opgoducks October 16, 2020

Gullible's Travels

What Jonathon Swift's "pygmies and giants" book should really be named, since you'd have to be outrageously naive to actually believe any of the crap that he relates.

If it would be possible to find someone who genuinely thought that the "Gullible's Travels" book was based on true events, you could likely also get him to swallow two additional "fanfic" chapters wherein the book's narrator also was able to assume ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge and establish a homestead in the Florida swamplands.

by QuacksO April 10, 2022

Traveling Toothbrush

When you brush your teeth while walking and not in the bathroom.

Mother: Is that the traveling toothbrush?
Timmy: Yes

by BlitzBerries June 7, 2024

Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesman

To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.

Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.

by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017