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Traffic Coned

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
by Adwala76 March 19, 2022
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post-class hallway traffic

Traffic caused by students and faculty alike while transitioning from one class to another.
Dude, that teacher nearly ran straight into me during that post-class hallway traffic.
by Huntsvegas February 9, 2022
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Traffic

Hey wyd ? Shit I’m in traffic right now wyd
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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Trafficful

Stfu im on a trafficful road right now mum
by 6 inches April 21, 2022
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loaded traffic cone

A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.
Bob: I just bought the 93B-Lake in Calling Honor

John: The 93B-Lake is such a loaded traffic cone
by pejafme December 26, 2020
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Traffic ass

When you eat too much McDonald’s and your ass gets clogged.
Topher got a huge traffic ass the other day.
by Chickenflucker69420 January 29, 2021
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Traffic jam

When you can't take a nifty shit
by Skeet fuck shit March 28, 2021
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