Inquisitive Toots

Farts that end with an inflection at the end, such that they sound like a question is being asked.

That Mexican food did not agree with me. I've been having inquisitive toots all morning.

by Tootgirl August 31, 2017

Toot

Slang word for Cocaine

"Hey man want some toot?"

by Jon Phoenix June 29, 2014

Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).

“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”

by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021

toot

What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.

Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!

by bayquevious01 January 9, 2022

pooka toot

a nickname that one friend gives the other to show affection.

i love my pooka toot!

by dtb4life August 19, 2022

Toot

Code word for smoking marijuana

Let's go toot

by Loudblower420 September 12, 2017

Toot-a-licious

What a sexy guy calls his bitch

Chris: Where is my lil toot-a-licious???
Joey: Over here daddy

by notjoeycase September 24, 2021