5/10 times, you don't enjoy touching cock.
The other times, you do.
It'll make sense once u've taken it up the arse.
The other times, you do.
It'll make sense once u've taken it up the arse.
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also defined as 2 young amazing girls that are best friends
also defined as 2 young amazing girls that are best friends
by Camille&Tori November 13, 2011
Get the toolpr mug.The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
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A word in local use in Alaska; from "tupik" in certain western Eskimo dialects, signifying tent or house; A North American Indian or Eskimo hut made of weeds, twigs, and animal skins.
A word in local use in Alaska; from "tupik" in certain western Eskimo dialects, signifying tent or house; A North American Indian or Eskimo hut made of weeds, twigs, and animal skins.
The Eskimo Song
(reference: 4th-grade music class):
Oomiak, kayak, mukluk, toopik,
Oomiak, kayak, mukluk, toopik,
Oomiak, a boat for many men,
Kayak, a boat for one man.
(reference: 4th-grade music class):
Oomiak, kayak, mukluk, toopik,
Oomiak, kayak, mukluk, toopik,
Oomiak, a boat for many men,
Kayak, a boat for one man.
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