Ass Tampons

Groups of forum-dwelling sperglords who derive all pleasure in their existence from thinking that they have any effect on other members of said forum.

"Hey, look at all those 30+ year old members who are STILL on that forum. It's like they're so unhappy with their lives that they need to derive pleasure from an imagined sense of self worth! What ass tampons!"

by Jennie S sucks the cock March 5, 2013

bloody tampon eater

the art of putting marshmallows inside a girl's twat, kicking and/or punching the twat until it bleeds, then pulling the marshmallows out and eating them, as if they resembled bloody tampons

Guy 1: Dude i was at Tiffany's house last night and i gave her the bloody tampon eater

Guy 2: Dudeeee, *stunned*, did you make her bleed heavily?

Guy:1 Yeah man, they looked like strawberries

by Bitch Nuggettt April 28, 2010

chat tampons

started by chatleader Thiviya somelastname, chat tampons is the coolest chat in the world, but it's making us all fail. But its still really really cool! JUST LIKE THIVIYA WHO WON'T LET ME HAVE SEX WITH HER.

topics that come up a lot in 'chat tampons'-
sex
masturbating
sex
sex
PENIS
and- PENIS!!!
clay penises, too. and rubber ones.

by linda April 4, 2005

tampon'd

Sticking a tampond in someones throat and then pooring water in their mouth, causing the tampond to expand in their throat and make them choke to death

That bitch wouldnt give it up, so i tampon'd her

by Neil Harmer September 22, 2008

rogue tampon

when a tampon "goes rogue", i.e: a girl's stashed tampon (unused, fresh from the box, still wrapped) is left loose in her purse long enough for it to work it's way out of it's plastic wrapping, wandering about freely in only it's plastic applicator among her other belongings. often to then be embarassingly grabbed at inopportune moments, such as when digging for coin change or chapstick.

girl A: "what is that?!"
girl B: "just another rogue tampon. hate it when that happens!"
..
girl A: "oops, there's another tampon going rogue again!"

by sdarling May 28, 2011

tampon licker

some one who licks tampons

i lick tampons said steve
john replied, you fuckin sick bastard
a wierd old man said, fuckin tampon licker

by Jack =] June 19, 2008

Ass Tampon

The "giver" in a homosexual male relationship. Compared to a tampon because of the fact that he puts himself in another dude's ass.

"You think Pete gives or receives the dick?"
"I don't know, he's not very effeminate so he must be the ass tampon in the relationship."
"Word."

by TheBass November 28, 2007