by urfeetstink May 06, 2009
Person 1: Man, lets go on a killer adventure!
Person 2: (AKA Fun sponge) Naw, im kinda tired. Plus adventures are for losers.
Person 2: (AKA Fun sponge) Naw, im kinda tired. Plus adventures are for losers.
by Simple Jack and a sack March 25, 2009
1) a girl who likes to get screwed but will except no cash like a hooker
2) a person who spews stupid shit out of ther mouth
2) a person who spews stupid shit out of ther mouth
1) man dude i cant beleave you aet that girl everyone has been in that cumsonge
2) dude shut your cum sponge you make no sence
2) dude shut your cum sponge you make no sence
by richard nawgen November 21, 2006
by Evilhamsta February 26, 2009
when you take a shit in the toilet so big that it soaks up the toilet water and it looks like all thats left in the toilet is a huge turd.
"Honey, call Guinness book of world records! I just left a sponge wonder in the toilet thats the biggest ive ever seen."
by Cronic Christoph May 21, 2014
"Hey ,I have to do homework!"
"Don't be such a banter sponge"
"You're gonna cause a BANTERSPLOSION!!!
"Don't be such a banter sponge"
"You're gonna cause a BANTERSPLOSION!!!
by Agent Obvious April 19, 2015
A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.
Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.
by Bumsnorkler December 03, 2019