stab me with a fork

used to describe an annoying or upsetting situation.

i have a math test today. stab me with a fork

by sophrs April 18, 2021

Fell off the fork

1. (Phrase) meaning something was close to happening but either failed, was discontinued, or naturally dissipated.

Chloe: We talked and things were going well and then it just kind of fell off the fork.

Stephen: Honey, it was never on the fork to begin with.

by srmj17 October 21, 2019

fork lift truck

this is where u place your penis underneath a girls head whilst she is sleeping and then get an erection which lifts her head up

she is sleeping lets get out the fork lift

by SIMCOE November 25, 2004

The Holy Hobo Fork

The basis of the Holy Hobo Fork religion; a fork that has been blessed by a holy hobo.

Have you prayed to the Holy Hobo Fork today?

by Nanashi Kurokaze December 17, 2006

Trenary Pitch Fork

When you douse your arm in gasoline, light it, then fist fuck a cow in the fields of Trenary.

"I got wasted last night and gave my cow a Trenary Pitch Fork"

by AWDM-Town January 14, 2009

Fork found in kitchen

A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.

Person A: Hey! Didja hear about the news?
Person B: About that celebrity? Yeah, breaking news, fork found in kitchen.

by BurritoBoi With An I October 05, 2023

Fork in the garbage disposal

A sex position where the guy sticks his "fork" in the ladies "garbage disposal" and gyrates whilst making the most confusing and profound noises available.

Man A "Man, Mary and me totally tried sticking my fork in the garbage disposal"
Man B "Oh yeah? howd that go?"
Man A "Oh i took her trash OUT my friend"
Man B"Disturbing. Very disturbing"

by Don KiPunch February 02, 2010