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Turtle poop

When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum
by KD1234123 December 16, 2016
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Treason Turtle

Moniker or nickname for Republican US Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky. This is due to his failure to bring election security bills to a vote; his wife’s scandal involving $78 million in grants; his hijacking of Federal Court appointees; and previously-sanctioned Russian steel producer Rusal’s construction of a $200 million steel facility in Kentucky. The company is owned in part by Putin ally, Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska.
Mitch McConnell is not acting in our best interests - that Treason Turtle is just lining his own pockets.
by Big Grinder June 28, 2019
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turtle-rat

That turtle-rat eat all the tomatoes in the garden.
by BigDonSpl February 4, 2010
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Turtle butter

When your balls get sweating and stick to your legs
After a long day of working out I noticed I had a bad case of turtle butter.
by Washnwink June 6, 2016
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Kitten Turtle

Noun.

A person who is cute and adorable like a kitten and moves slow like a turtle.
Kitten Turtle behaviors :

1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.

2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.

3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns

4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:

"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.

"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"

*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)
by KitTurd June 19, 2023
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Respect the Turtle

A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
I need some quiet time to respect the turtle.
by Big Lex May 25, 2014
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Turtle in the Pool

Chris: man Dean left a turtle in the pool this morning
by SuperJuice! March 22, 2009
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