Tit juggling

When a large-breasted lady runs, jumps or does anything that makes her breasts move independently of one another (one going up as the other descends, for instance) she is performing the act of tit juggling.

"Hey, did you see Brenda running to catch the bus today? Major tit juggling!"

by furkel May 27, 2009

Sucker Tits

Tits so pert it's impossible not suck her tits or sucker tits. Nipple must be pink and pointy. Shape of said breast must be of a crescent variety

O man. I wanted to sucker tits so bad it hurt my tip.

by Stitchur pistol December 18, 2009

tits or ass

the age old question.

person 1: "Hey buddy, tits or ass??"
person 2: "Damn, I don't know."

by nikchaing January 11, 2008

road tit

sucking on a woman's breast as a means of compensation for a ride, as in road head

Adam: Ali said she'd give me a ride to NYU as long as I give her road tit
Bougie: Oh Word?

by popMoneyBills April 19, 2007

Tit Monday

The first truly warm day of spring on which women often get over-eager about not wearing clothes.

N.B. Tit Monday does not necessarily always fall on a Monday

After weeks of 30 - 40 degree weather, this Friday will will have a high of 65, making it Tit Monday.

by smaker May 26, 2018

Whisper tits

A flat chested Woman

Hey Whisper tits! Where's my supper?

by themilkofothers January 16, 2015

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021