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Superman BJ

When a man stands like Superman with has hands on his hips and gazes off into the distance, whilst his girl is down on her knees giving him a BJ.
I finally got my first Superman BJ last night! I felt like a real superhero!
by The Stroker Ace August 12, 2025
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Batman and Superman Sus Story

When both of them all defeated all the evil of the world. Batman invited Superman to his batcave,and when Superman came to his house,he said Superman to come inside his room and by the bed,he unbuckled his belt and removed his underwear and showed its 20-centimeter dick and Superman was fascinated and mesmerized,he then said to Superman to suck it until Batman cummed and released the jizz,Superman followed and sucked his dick,There was a lot of moaning and it was so loud,it came out of the batcave,Luckily,his Butler was not yet in his Base. Superman was pleasured and Batman was pleased,He then Put on back his Underwear and Belt and put his hand on Superman’s Dick zone. Superman blushed and moaned,and Batman started caressing and rubbing it,Superman was hardly blushing and had moaned a lot of times. Then Batman started Masturbating it and Superman was thrilled and pleasured,he then said “Oh yes daddy!!” Then moaned as his jizz came out,then Batman sucked it up and “Mmm.. Yes,Good boy”.

Then Batman started to unbuckle his belt and took off his underwear,and Superman too did the same,then they did the 69 pose and sucked eachother’s penises and gooned after. Then put on their belt and underwear,Then the Butler came in and was blushing. He too joined in and undressed his pants and his underwear and masturbated,Gooned and edged.They all took turns having anal sex. And that is the end.
Batman and Superman are mostly rivals so In this reality,I made them have relationships close together,Thus the Name “Batman and Superman Sus Story”
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<.7.9.7.6.>Everytime superman Gets Competetive, THey Beat His Ass<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Everytime superman Gets Competetive, THey Beat His Ass<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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knock off superman

When a male showers, he vigorously scrubs if "private area" with shower gel, if hairy enough, he has the opinion to get his pubes covered in bubbles, and style it. To complete the knock off super man look, he must produce a "v" shape, where the base of the v hits the top of his shaft, and the hairs stick upward. Then, using the excess bubbles, lay them into the v housing produced, in order to complete the "S". The knock off super man. When this style has been completed, he has the opinion to do the exploding superman, by slapping the bubbles, to explode.
"My partner wanted to spice up our relationship, so she knock off superman me in the shower"
by Piei+1=0 June 4, 2017
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superman them

A verb to applying your best toward others or a situation.

This term was coined by the Author, Christian Cassarly in the book " Being Superman"
We superman them every time at work.
by Omni-intelligence March 15, 2020
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avengers superman superman (Fortnite)

this is a fortnite spray combo where people do the sprays in this order "avengers superman superman" because the logos are only the first letter it spells "ass" so people do this after killing a bad player
*a sweat cranks 90's on me and elims me then sprays the three sprays*

Me: wait that spells ass am i really that bad at the game. :(

God: no you suck at fortnite, get good.

(avengers superman superman (Fortnite) so i can post this to urban dictionary)
by anonymous January 14, 2025
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Superman

Noun:
A term for a boyfriend who saves the day whenever something bad happens in your life and who can make your heart soar above everything else with just the touch of his hand. A man who can be tough for the world but soft just for you and those he cares about. A man who shows that you're his own personal cryptonite and becomes yours more and more each time you see him. A Superman may be seen in the wild and you can recognize one by their protectiveness towards all those who need their help. They are known to defend the innocent and have massive muscles.
Girl: Who's that guy?? I just saw him help an old lady cross the street and beat up a biker dude who was trying to rob her!
Other girl: Oh that's (insert any name ie. Trevor/Scottie/Ted) he's such a Superman! I've heard his muscles are to die for!
by Littleladybird04 August 31, 2024
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