Snail mail

Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States

Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States.

by jimbomcc June 1, 2017

slow as snail snot

To be so painfully slow that it is slower than a snail and about the same speed as a snail's snot.

Damn, I really wish this old lady would get out of the way, she's driving as slow as snail snot

I've been waiting hours for this download to finish, it's about as fast as snail snot.

by Reaper1242 August 31, 2010

oregon snail trail

This happens when a girl rides a guy until he comes, and then slides off over his face.

Her oregon snail trail glisted on his nose in the light of dawn.

by muffinstuff April 27, 2006

Somalian Snail Trail

When a woman places her labia on her partner's face, starting at the forehead, and slides downwards towards her partner's chin. This leaves a distinct path of slime as she moves downwards.

My girlfriend decided to wake me up by sitting on my face. Unfortunately she lost her balance and ended up giving me a Somalian Snail Trail.

by Indy the Great January 23, 2019

SNAIL FOOT

code used to describe a women/a nice meaty vag! usually while your with your boys and a female is in your presence!

wow look at this local snail foot.

by VTB April 14, 2007

Two legged snail

The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail

"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"

"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"

by Cloppingpony6969 May 17, 2016

Chuco Town Snail

When a girl, who is a bit of a prude, doesnt't want to get semen on her from a condom or the penis directly so, the male then says "Aye Aye" and proceeds to turn the condom inside out and slap her in the face resulting in a trail across her face that resembles that of a snail.

"Jose finished having sex with Ana and when she told him not to get any on her, he proceeded to give her the Chuco town snail."

by fuzzy19 February 5, 2010