Pulling a Johnson

Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.

Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.

Damn it Clint you died 20 times and got no kills. Great job pulling a Johnson!

by TurtleMoney April 10, 2021

Pulling an Evan

1. To become heavily intoxicated to the point of requiring assistance

2. To have no self-control with regard to anything

"Do you see how faded he is right now? He's totally pulling an Evan again."

by 同志 January 27, 2023

to pull a evan on it

When you go to your friends house and you wont go home

oh nooo i have no spin home can i stay at yours? thats a evan

to pull a evan on it

by hahahahaha man October 21, 2010

Pulling a Morata

“Pulling a Morata” typically refers to a person that ghosts during prolonged conversation, or forgets to respond. These people usually do not have evil intent, rather poor memory in relation to responding via text message.

Oh dear, was he pulling a morata again?

Haha I caught him pulling a morata again.

by Dostoevsky123 July 5, 2021

Pull a hector

Pulling a hector is the act of leaving the meeting/classroom when the teacher asks you a question.

Teacher: Billy, where does the apostrophe go in the word ''they're''?
Student: *pull a hector*

by _nevergonnagiveyouup__ October 18, 2021

Pulling a Sarah

When you smoothly and nonchalantly peace out of family activities while on vacation and do your own thing.

Alison: “is Sarah coming to the beach?”
Sarah’s husband: “yeah where is Sarah. Be nice to have some helping watching our group of five little ones.”
Alison’s husband: “She’s pulling a Sarah. She went for a run and is probably sitting on the deck and having a gin and tonic.”

by Eric Reuth July 3, 2022

Pulling a Woody

When you do something extremely stupid while drunk as fuck.

Duuude! You were completely pulling a Woody last night, you puked on your hand and wiped it on your crush's face "claiming" her to be yours.

by CostlyRacoon August 28, 2016