by koookkkk December 13, 2022

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."
by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!
1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”
2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”
2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”
by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020

by qubic December 17, 2018

by CageFightingBlogger July 1, 2014

Typical guy who has always done better then you have,
Never washes, loves manga and the phrase uWu
But in reality just a number, a line worker
Never washes, loves manga and the phrase uWu
But in reality just a number, a line worker
Oh yeah, he's not a manager, but he's the super manager!. Without him the company would surely collapea
by Derekpilks April 15, 2024

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth
by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019
