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Alvins Stage Manager

A clown. Managing alvin while he is on tour.
“Alvins Stage Manager is sooo lame these days
by koookkkk December 13, 2022
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Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.
male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."
by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016
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Traffic management

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!
1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”

2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management
by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020
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key account manager

someone who holds the keys to the company doors
guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager
by qubic December 17, 2018
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Managing Director

Covert slang for Ecstasy. From "MD", short for MDMA.
Gary always has a good time when he brings his Managing Director to the festival.
by CageFightingBlogger July 1, 2014
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Super manager

Typical guy who has always done better then you have,

Never washes, loves manga and the phrase uWu

But in reality just a number, a line worker
Oh yeah, he's not a manager, but he's the super manager!. Without him the company would surely collapea
by Derekpilks April 15, 2024
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Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth
"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"
by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019
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