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caotic crisis

crisis but more caotic
it's a caotic crisis out there
by fktdfhff September 15, 2022
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Meme Crisis

A "Meme Crisis" is when you use a shitty meme as a response
Guy 1: what a simp
Guy 2: wow you hit a meme crisis or something?
by Vxmpire May 8, 2020
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3 boy crisis

When you have a boyfriend, make a new friend then they tell you they like you. You have to choose, while thinking an old friend (who is also your first love, and before that your best friend) comes back to talk. They ask you about love advice then after a while of small talk you tell them what's going on. You say things like you'll be alone because you'll screw it all up. After a while he tells you he loves you, you respond as a friend. He tells you no like I did before. Now you're stuck choosing between your current boyfriend, your new bestfriend, or your ex boyfriend who you took forever to get over and now question if you really did. This happens when you fall for 3 people at once.
I am not having a life crisis, Conner said he loves me, Zander is freaking out, and Kris came back and is stepping up. Three boys, and I dont know if I can choose. I'm living a 3 boy crisis.
by @FallenPhoenixIXVII November 23, 2018
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Platonic Crisis

A phase that a person goes through where they can't distinguish platonic relationships/love from romantic ones
-I'm having a platonic crisis right now.

-I'm in a platonic crisis.
by ILoveThighs254 August 20, 2021
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Identity crisis

When someone has been pressured to identify themselves, but is not yet self aware, by someone claiming to be an authority.

This often comes up with police trying to get your ID, school wanting to know about family and what you eat for breakfast, politics whating you to side with a party instead of refusing to get involved in party politics and be an issue based voter.

Not to be confused with sexualy orientation by way of identity, social identity in that how you look is not your identity but how other people precieve you and in turn treat you.
I'm a cis gender male and just took a college class notlw I'm having an identity crisis, am I vegan?
by Juncture May 19, 2024
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Midnight crisis

The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.
Oh you look terrible

Yeah, I couldn’t sleep and had a midnight crisis last night
by kaigomai September 13, 2022
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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
mugGet the .9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.mug.

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