storm in a teacup

when two people are having anal sex and right before ejaculation you pull out so the cum gets all over the asshole then you lick it out.

I had a storm in a teacup with your mom last night.

by dalton vodden November 16, 2007

Salty Storm

When you blow a huge, extra salty load all over someone's face. In additional to being extra salty, in order to qualify as a Salty Storm, the ejaculate must meet at least two of the following standards:

1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane

Man: "Get ready bitch!! I ate about two and a half orders of large fries from McDonalds earlier! Here comes a Salty Storm you won't forget!"

by Cum Prepared January 8, 2016

Bow Storm

The act of jumping up and throwing your elbow down onto someone; using your elbows in a fight.

Your pissin me off and I see a bow storm on your horizon; Keep talkin smak and I'm gonna throw a bow storm on you

by lasvegaslegal August 20, 2011

mong storming

when your really high and you just can't think of the thing you're trying to say or you're just really high.

aww man, I was mong storming hard last night

group of mong stormers

by eata8===D June 4, 2013

Meme Storm

Stockpiling memes only to thrust them upon the internet.

After many years of saving memes Jack released a meme storm that resulted in World War Meme.

by LimpyBewbz69 October 29, 2015

Skud Storm

Skud Storm is the battle cry of the well seasoned drinker. Any member of a drinking party may call Skud Storm at any time. It then falls to that person at which the call is directed to buy a round of drinks designed to incapacitate all members of the drinking party. Money is considered an irrelevance once Skud Storm has been called.

We were just out for some quiet drinks when Dave called skud storm and things went down hill, I woke up with Will in a bin filled with vomit.

by Pusha T-pain March 19, 2010

Oregon storm

When u cum in her pussy and she squrts at the extact same time then takes a shit by ur face.

fuck!! My girlfriend gave my an Oregon storm last night damn

by Theshitposter11 July 16, 2019