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Saint Joseph Crumbs

Crumbs or pebbles made of feces that gather around the anus and/or are tangled in the ass hair.

This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.
Bro Montana: I was more than ready to tongue punch her fart box, but you would not believe the overwhelming amount of Saint Joseph Crumbs this broad had tangled in her ass fro!

Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?

Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.
by Inebriation proclamation December 23, 2018
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Saint Charles Garnier

This is literally the weirdest Catholic elementary school ever. Filled with autistic children who think they are the best at everything, and when I say alot I mean ALOT of basic hoes and an alligator as a mascot cause why not...LiViNg iN fAiTh, lEaRnING fOr liFeEeEe.....GO GATORS GO! ! !
Saint Charles Garnier students: date eachother, and either act like they are 20 years old or 4.
Me: kahoot is the only thing that keeps me from wanting to kashoot myself at this school.
by AlienNotHuman May 25, 2019
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Saint Angela Merici

A school located in the bronx where they boys are ugly and dumb asf or decent and even worse. None of the 8th graders even have a clue of where their goin to high school cause they'll js end up as one of the many crackheads you'll see by the narcotics pharmacy not even a block from the school. This school is known for being ass at sports to the point they'll have highschoolers play for them but still cant manage to win a game. The principal shows favoritism to the boys in every aspect. At one point the boys had both a jv and varsity team with new jerseys while the girls could only have one varsity team with players 8-3rd using the boys old jerseys. The principal needs to stop sucking every dick she can find and focus on the fact that every male teacher she employs ends up being a pedophile and sexually harasses little boys and girls. You will pay 4000$ for a shitty education and a lecture on how sex can get you every where in life. Enjoy your limited time at SAMS
"Look at that crackhead tweakin out he prolly went to Saint Angela Merici"
by ifykyyk May 12, 2023
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Saint Nicholas Surprise

The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.
Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.
by mormakil April 3, 2019
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Saint Lawrence Company

A official faction in the Roblox game "Northwind", known for its so called corruption and random killing every colonist that they can find. They often over-rally during raids or just camp inside their fort safezone. Previously it was known as the "Hudson Bay Company".
Hey bro should we raid the Saint Lawrence Company fort?
by BDLazarus November 25, 2022
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Port Saint Lucie

Port Saint Lucie(PSL) is one of the most boring cities in Florida. Nobody there is interesting or fun. The most fun you can have in PSL is The Mets Spring Training but they are only in the city for a month and everything else is old people and golf. The only sort of fun you can have is at the local DEFY or Urban Air. Overall, don't go to PSL unless you are a retired white guy who likes golf.
"Hey where do you want to go"
"Port Saint Lucie!!!"
"FUCK NO"
by georgewashington1776 May 18, 2023
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