Wesley Russell

A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.

That man is a wesley russell because how built different he is.

by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025

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Tanner Russell

Tanner Russell is hot but wierd asf.

me: Tanner is good
Tanner Russell: Tehe UWU👉👈
me: end your life

by G00se_guy_m0nkey_bumm May 18, 2023

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Caid Russell

Another word for poop.

"I just Caid Russelled my pants!"

by Porpypickalocka November 22, 2024

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Russell

That absolute chad from Up. He can yeet trees with a simple flick of the wrist. Some people may have wrote other definitions of people named Russell, but we all know who the real Russell is. He can and will single handed bring back the dinosaurs just so he can beat the shit out of them. He is about 9'7 and 450 lbs

Holy shit Russell is coming right for us!
Well were gonna die might as well fuck.
Yeah you right!
*intense sex*

by The real Will Should Chill April 14, 2020

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