moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 25, 2004

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moose kiss

1. A kiss from a moose.
2. A kiss in which a person licks the entire face of another person.

1. That moose just gave her a moose kiss.
2. My girl was talking so i gave her big old moose kiss

by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed January 25, 2009

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Moose Bagging - Pioneered by Gaz from Blackburn for first dates where attempts at Wolf Bagging could be deemed overfriendly. Moose Bagging should be carried out on overweight, slightly desperate single women with mothers like scary mary.
Note it is not permissable to " Moose Bag " the mother & daughter at the same time - just for safety's sake.
Quote "wolf bagging
Whilst having sex with a woman (doggystyle), a small peice of bacon is tied to a string and swallowed by the girl, then just as the man ejaculates he pulls the string and the bacon comes out of the womans mouth makin her gag and tense up increasing pleasure for the man.
man: oh yeah! oh (pulls string)
Woman: choke, gag! tense
man: wow! "
Moose Bagging requires no apparatus other than a large McDonalds brown paper bag with a hole in it - Allow 2 bags for excessively SCARY MARYS - remember protection is everything !

Example's
Im Moose bagging that bitch !!
Im gonna Moose bag that bitch ...

by Mr G Moosebagger May 12, 2008

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