Arctic monkeys

The species of monkey, that originates from the Arctic (and Sheffield). They rock the british-new-music-scene’s socks off

Jesus: Arctic monkeys rock!

by je5u5 October 2, 2005

Mayo Monkey

A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey

Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.

by Truth Serum 58008 March 2, 2017

mud monkey

from South Park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.

How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.

by bzflag October 12, 2006

monkey porridge

When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.

"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."

by DrNegroLsd May 23, 2016

Incest Monkeys

Two or more people who are closely related, that have a large amount of sex all the time.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Jim and Kate?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, they totally had sex."
Guy 1: "Incest Monkeys."

by R.J. Harris September 2, 2011

Swagger Monkey

A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player

person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!

Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz

by jrodisamazurful February 26, 2010

hug monkey

A love-addicted oddball monkey who will enthusiastically hug you until you can no longer get any air.

I felt the hug monkey squeezing me with all of its might... and then I realized it was going to kill me!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020