When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.
by TOTEMIR September 09, 2022
by 01101000 01100101 01101100 011 October 27, 2022
Me:Tish, what are you doing?
Tish: I’ve got dad on speaker phone and he’s talking to me about super old SNL episodes. It’s entertaining! “So my hog taker and log maker are on full display”
Me:Lamp
Tish: I’ve got dad on speaker phone and he’s talking to me about super old SNL episodes. It’s entertaining! “So my hog taker and log maker are on full display”
Me:Lamp
by salmonella2 January 31, 2021
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by ElsalovesScott October 22, 2018
Girl 1: So I hear you fucked that hot guy last night. How was it?
Girl 2: OMG! It was amazing. I rubbed his lamp!
Girl 1: What was it like!?
Girl 2: It’s soooo BIG!!!
Girl 2: OMG! It was amazing. I rubbed his lamp!
Girl 1: What was it like!?
Girl 2: It’s soooo BIG!!!
by Sassy Gains June 21, 2019