earth juice

The sweet sweet wet juice that is secreted from the tit of Mother Nature.

*after running a marathon* I need some of that good earth juice up in here.

by squad terms May 30, 2016

Piss Juice

When your friend Jay is drinking orange juice which is quite obviously pee

Tyler: What are you drinking?
Jay: Orange juice
Tyler: No that’s Piss Juice

by golfish May 1, 2019

Champ Juice

The new way to say champagne

Derived from: "Champ" agne

When one drinks champagne and feels like a champion they are sipping on "champ juice"

When somebody drinks champagne and they want a champ time

"hey bro, do you have any champ juice?"

by All En L August 19, 2013

pong juice

Low quality and/or cheap beer, usually light beer that is only appropriately drank for beer pong or when alcohol access is limited (e.g. highschool, fresh/soph year in college). Can be a derogative reference to beer that tastes like it's low in quality, as a means of recommending that the beer be changed.

Dude wtf get this pong juice out of here and let's get some rolling rock.

Dude there's nothing but pong juice left in this keg, let's switch it out.

Dude we need to get some more pong juice if we want to play with 12 people.

by fruitermelon January 3, 2010

Smash Juice

Cum. Ejaculate. Coital creation of bodily love juice.

The sheets were wet as hell from our smash juice.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Slug Juice

When you leave an unfinished joint outside overnight and smoke it the next day/month or longer.

"Hey man you got any weed?"
"No but we can smoke the slug juice on the windowsill."

by Slug Boy March 2, 2019

Self juicing

The act of mastrubating.

"Alex is nowhere to be found. Probably busy self juicing."

by Dalarass September 23, 2013