A town 70 miles west of Albuquerque, was once known for as the Uranium Mining Capital of the world and now is known for the teen mom capital of the world. Its a place where by the age of 16-25 you'll have 3 kids from three different guys in which the mother is still shady about who they are, and the babies are all goverment supported. Where the best place to hang out when your in high school and shitfaced, is the riverwalk with the native americans, and you'll casually pass out under a bridge or on a park bench. The Allsups Honch is the drink of choice among high schoolers. Its usually filled with vodka and and a soft drink of some sort and by the time your 20 you'll have at least one DWI. The schools teach you nothing including your times tables, spelling, and basic math such as, divison muplication, and adding. Everyone uses the term 'Eh' after a sentence. Everyone has a Staring problem. There are two main bars and both have many 'swamp donkeys' lurking around. If your even slightly weathly i.e 350,000 annual income, you and your children will act like your shit dosent stink. There is no where to shop except Wal Mart and Bealls and are frequently out of sizes Large and Xtra large. if your caught in a scandal of any sort such as, divorce, cheating, sexual favors, STDS, DWI, battery, Drugs harder weed, or got someone pregnant, everyone will know by the end of the week.
Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.
Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.
Friend: " Have you been to Grants, New Mexico?
Friend 2: "yeah I was there last week seeing my 10 kids"
Grants Dude: " I was all fuckin hammered Eh"
Dude2: "Your from Grants, New Mexico arent you."
Person 1: Where you going on your Vacation?"
Person 2: "Grants, New Mexico"
Person 2: "WTF??? Why??"
Friend 2: "yeah I was there last week seeing my 10 kids"
Grants Dude: " I was all fuckin hammered Eh"
Dude2: "Your from Grants, New Mexico arent you."
Person 1: Where you going on your Vacation?"
Person 2: "Grants, New Mexico"
Person 2: "WTF??? Why??"
by unknowngtowner March 12, 2011
Get the Grants, New Mexicomug. This is a term originally coined by Mr. Carr. It is a term to refer to the general acts of stupidity, hatefulness, and uselessness that seem to plague the county, as well as the high school in particular.
This can also refer to the sometimes violent reaction of native grantonians upon hearing any of the following keywords: school uniforms, lanyards, CATS testing, Wal-Mart, religion, rebel flags, sex, and drugs.
This can also refer to the sometimes violent reaction of native grantonians upon hearing any of the following keywords: school uniforms, lanyards, CATS testing, Wal-Mart, religion, rebel flags, sex, and drugs.
1.) Did you see that kid spinning his tractor out to protest not being able to have a rebel flag lanyard at the school? Man, the Grant County Effect strikes again.
2.) I said that school uniforms might be a good idea and that girl tried to stab me. It must have had the Grant County Effect on her.
2.) I said that school uniforms might be a good idea and that girl tried to stab me. It must have had the Grant County Effect on her.
by Nimsim April 20, 2005
Get the Grant County Effectmug. working for hours for free to ask for free money; and usually denied the money anyways. If you don't then you get to do more hours of volunteer work.
wanna go out?
can't busy grant writing?
why you know you're just gonna be counting scat samples if you get it
can't busy grant writing?
why you know you're just gonna be counting scat samples if you get it
by Jo No E June 15, 2012
Get the grant writingmug. by ThereHI December 7, 2020
Get the Big Boy Grantmug. Once there was this cat who could grant wishes. So Jeff raped him.- a story told by Wish Granting Cat
by Woozlee March 19, 2007
Get the Wish Granting Catmug. by Anonymous April 6, 2003
Get the Grant Caspersenmug. by Some chick July 1, 2004
Get the Grants Lucky Ringmug.