frosty mcloughlin

Someone who pretends to not be an alcoholic when they are extremely twisted most of the time

i seen him in the pub drunk being an absolute frosty mcloughlin

by jazz mann2.0 November 27, 2017

Vanilla Frosty

(N) A person who has different thoughts and feelings than others in a group that causes him to be self-conscious and is ill-tempered. Often results in fights the conforming group.

Damn, that agro redhead just fought that kid, must have chosen a vanilla frosty instead of chocolate, loser.

by yard sale August 26, 2013

Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.

"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"

by The Irish God April 13, 2010

Frosty Carpet

Refers to the pubic region of hair being glazed in an evenly spread coat of sperm.
May require mutilpe attempts or a team effort for an evenly spread glaze depending on the amount of hair requiring frosting.

Boy: "Oh crap, the condom has split"
Girl: "Don't worry, just give me a frosty carpet instead"
Boy: "A what?"
Girl: "Just cum on my pubey triangle of lust god damn it!"
Boy: "Nice"

by Cometh The Man December 28, 2016

Frosty Boi

jared jensen when he goes snowboarding

“Jared looked like a frosty boi after snowboarding all day”

by notleahv February 21, 2018

A Frosty Boi

A delicious cold alcoholic beverage

Can't wait to get to the beach and neck a frosty boi

by JMDC1984 June 14, 2018

frosty mustache

When a clear fluid is applied to your mustache through the act of licking female genitalia , then going into cold temperature till your mustache freezes

I just had great oral sex! It's
Too cold outside now, I have a frosty mustache

by Frostymustacheman May 8, 2016