The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.
Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.
“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”
“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”
“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
by GlennNasty January 11, 2018
Get the folding a fartmug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the 《¤》Language《¤》Is《¤》A《¤》Folding《¤》Chair《¤》mug. by Assamo January 22, 2022
Get the Fold-down elbowsmug. by ilickballsforfree November 2, 2019
Get the Foldedmug. The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.
"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."
by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024
Get the Folding Chair Shrinkagemug. Tits Extremely Nice, Face Of Les Dawson.
A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.
A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.
by Its_Matra March 20, 2020
Get the Ten Foldmug. by pirate agent September 10, 2024
Get the Whispering Foldmug.