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irony-of-empire

The phenology of an empire needing to continuously expand its borders AND impose racial segregation on its subjects.

As the empire grows it runs out of capital to continue expanding.

The empire then allows racial integration in order to free trapped capital within the empire.

This ends the empire in a 300-year timeframe.
The irony-of-empire paradigm argues that racial integration is an attempt by the empire to free capital to fund expansion in contrast to an altruistic attempt to become more just.

It indicates that empires fall to the laws of capitalism more than any contrapositive external condition.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 21, 2018
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Goatee empire

An empire that Sam invented. Their statue is a messed up monstrosity called Janet and their emperor is Sam.
Sam, Toby ,Liam, Ruan and Anneke, I know you are reading this. I hope my defintion of Goatee empire isn't bad Sam!
by KLSdefintions888 June 24, 2020
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Empire

Someone who angers you to a point of creating grandiose lies to gain undue sympathy and monetary compensation.
When Johnny's empire broke up with him, his ego was so damaged he wore aviators to his court hearings.
by Ahandphul April 1, 2019
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Canadian Empire

Canadian Empire is a fucking donkey simp ass fuck head commie furry. If you see him call him a furry.
by 1Arlia1 June 19, 2021
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An apes empire

A derogatory term for a person ruled knowingly or unknowingly by biases of a single type or many such that they are unable to make logic judgement and see the real world.
The judge convicted Marcus but Maria got off on the same evidence” “oh he is such an apes empire”

“Jack says she hit him first” ”Jill says he hit her first” “Jack obviously gets arrested” “Fucking Ape Empire”

“I totally told disproved god but bob just kept ignoring me” “well he’s a massive AE (apes empire) isn’t ‘e”
by MechanicalWordMachine December 31, 2017
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Sanguophage Empire

The RP Vampire Roblox game by the person who literally called himself Sanguophage, inspired by Kingdom Hearts III and the Rimworld Sanguophage Empire/Divine Order mod.
A: Dude did you check out Sanguophage Empire yet?
B: No, I'm not into larping...
by Thinkworks June 24, 2025
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