A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.
Example 1:
Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.
Example 2:
Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.
Luke: What the crust!
Sentence:
What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.
Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.
Example 2:
Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.
Luke: What the crust!
Sentence:
What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.
by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.
by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Morgan: Oh man! I haven't drinken water in forever I feel like a crust bag .
Leah: Drink some water then
Leah: Drink some water then
by Leahissuperfunny May 30, 2018

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023

by ShmooLover69420 November 28, 2022

Getting sick, vomiting, and Diarrhea into an already clogged toilet. Leaving it for the next person.
by Rhody401 April 14, 2023

CRUST PAIN. NOUN.
1. When the extremities of bread, usually toasted, becomes inflamed or injured, causing pain and irritation.
2. Spilling your tea so many times your table becomes crusty and your grandma suffers a heart attack.
1. When the extremities of bread, usually toasted, becomes inflamed or injured, causing pain and irritation.
2. Spilling your tea so many times your table becomes crusty and your grandma suffers a heart attack.
by austro March 25, 2022
