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What the crust

A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.
Example 1:

Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.

Example 2:

Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.

Luke: What the crust!

Sentence:

What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.
by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025
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take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.
Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("
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Crust bag

When you are dehydrated but continue to live you life.
Morgan: Oh man! I haven't drinken water in forever I feel like a crust bag .
Leah: Drink some water then
by Leahissuperfunny May 30, 2018
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Motley Crust

"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. With this Motley Crouton, I make Motley Crust!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023
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Crusted

Used to describe anything crusty, rusty, flakey, tarnished, dusty, dirty, mucky, or lucky.
Bruh Mario's dog is so fucking crusted.
by ShmooLover69420 November 28, 2022
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Double Crust Cheese Cake

Getting sick, vomiting, and Diarrhea into an already clogged toilet. Leaving it for the next person.
I opened the stall and the smell of double crust cheese cake overwhelmed my senses.
by Rhody401 April 14, 2023
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Crust Pain

CRUST PAIN. NOUN.
1. When the extremities of bread, usually toasted, becomes inflamed or injured, causing pain and irritation.
2. Spilling your tea so many times your table becomes crusty and your grandma suffers a heart attack.
"I can't believe my toast developed crust pain! Now I have to get a new slice."
by austro March 25, 2022
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