The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.
For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.
by Shad November 22, 2021
Get the Clay Holmesmug. Someone who is lazy kind caring has many friend but don’t talk to all of them has an enymy who still wants to friends with you but you hate her so you pretend to be her friend so that one day you can ruin her life
by Eggy2434213 May 24, 2021
Get the Claimug. by SillyWinter May 23, 2023
Get the Claymug. Not young, alternatively "old as dirt". Used to refer to somebody who is no longer young, hip or relevant (so almost everybody).
by Irrelevantne February 12, 2020
Get the Claymug. 
A curly-headed cuck Jew
Failed at suicide (4x)
Girlfriend LOVES saying the N Word
Has a mom that bangs extremely young boys
He can fit 8 hot dogs in his mouth at once
Great at showing ball love
Failed at suicide (4x)
Girlfriend LOVES saying the N Word
Has a mom that bangs extremely young boys
He can fit 8 hot dogs in his mouth at once
Great at showing ball love
There goes Clay Tezel, being Clay Tezel
Ahh mannnn, who invited Clay Tezel
Hey Clay Tezel, you tried killing yourself yet?
WOAH, I saw a bitch face Jew run by... nvm that's just Clay Tezel
Ahh mannnn, who invited Clay Tezel
Hey Clay Tezel, you tried killing yourself yet?
WOAH, I saw a bitch face Jew run by... nvm that's just Clay Tezel
by KYSJ3WB0Y December 13, 2023
Get the Clay Tezelmug. Trade me your stinky walrus for a leveled pet and let us offer these GGn Clays up to the Gazelle on high.
by YouDoTheMeow April 3, 2023
Get the GGn Claymug.