Barnard-castling

Getting caught out by your partner for using outlandish excuses.

Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didn’t have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Hustle Castle

Hustle Castle the game that looks like family guy and also is very horny. Only real chad's dare to download it.

Guy 1: Yo I just downloaded Hustle Castle the game that looks like family guy!
Guy 2: Just be aware of all the girls that are coming at you for downloading such a chad game

by DJLOLLMAO February 22, 2021

Crawfish Castle

Dirt mounds made by crawfish. Resemble castle towers. Commonly referred to as crawfish holes.

The lawnmower blades are dull because of all the crawfish castles.

by PHXDD May 11, 2021

warwick castle

having an orgy with greek yoghurt used as lubrication

i met this greek girl last night, and she invited me for a warwick castle

by Cx.G November 5, 2012

niddry castle

a tall castle where mary queen of scots hid after escaping.

For more history search google. Right now in 2013 live malin and richard there with their children Astrid (13), Elinor (10) and William (7). Surrounding is a golf coarse named after the castle and in that golf coarse is a burn called Niddry Burn. Over the golf coarse is a village called winchburgh and on the other side is a railway line. Niddry castle is surrounded by shail bings and the current owners had the top cut of one so they could see the sunset.

Do you know whats behind that bing?

Why Niddry Castle of course!!!

by me!!!!!! (obviously) January 1, 2013

Bellbridge Castle Advantics

The Adventures and Antics of the Castle in the lost city of Bellbridge, London.

Have you read that series, Bellbridge Castle Advantics By ~PrincessOfBellbridge?

by Graypoopon June 24, 2012

Castle Mead Academy

For a place surrounded by a really trash area called leicester, its a bit better then most other schools like Fullhurst(which is apparently one of the worst schools in leicester) . It doesnt come as a surprise people vape and theres lots of litter.The school is relatively new but the curriculum and classrooms are ok. One of the worst things here are that the school starts at 8:20am and ends at 3:40 which is just outrageous, but luckily on Friday we end on 2:10pm.On Monday and Thursday we have this thing called CCT or Castle Character Time which starts at 3:00 to 3:40. This is basically a list of activities you want to do such as sports relaxing stuff like stitching or music lesson, theres alot of choices you can choose. The food might be slightly overpriced but cmon all schools do that, and the foods not actually half bad and they have safety regulations and don't actually have moments where the lunch ladies make mistakes.You can check what you want before you eat With these giant TVs hanging off the wall at 2 floors high.The school is located inside a park with a BMX pump track and a playground for children,It is also located near City Centre. There is also a canal on one side of the school which you can look into and see how much litter is in there but its not usually that dirty.The school is pretty small than most other secondaries but it does fit everyone in.

‘Hey which school do you go?’
‘I go Castle Mead Academy.’
‘Thats kind of a good school.’
‘If it wasn't for the time we leave, its at 3:40.’

by bronklebing225 October 30, 2023