June 24th 2027

the time all monkeys will go to jail

Random guy: hey monkey June 24th 2027

Monkey: *monkey noises*

by Roxeb_ September 4, 2023

April 24th

National protect people day!

1: you it's April 24th whoo!
2: what no go yo hell you weirdo
1: No its national protect people
2:OH, that'd so much better then r4pe day whoo!

by M3ntal 🤷🏽‍♀️ February 27, 2023

April 24th

Let’s not make April 24th into national r@pe day let’s make it into national st@b all men who touch girls day

Girl:hey guess what day it is?
Boy:nation r@pe day and April 24th
Girl:no national st@b all men who touch girls day

Boy:wait that’s better I’m in!

by Abby-mae February 13, 2023

September 24th

Kiss your girlfriend day ❤️

September 24th i want to kiss my girlfriend

by Duckydoo1233 September 20, 2022

August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

January 24th

You’re the best person in the world DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC D NC DNC DNC DNC

ALL the ladies: omg are you born on January 24th???!!!! SEX RIGHT NOW

by january 24th October 3, 2021

March 24th

March 24th the international your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush owes you $10 day!

Emma: hey Ben guess what day it is!
Ben: kiss your bf day?
Emma: no silly! It’s march 24th. The day you give your girlfriend $10

Ben: ughh fine hende you go

by BirthdayGirl03 January 8, 2022