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Health Terrorism

When someone attempts to sabotage your workout, your diet, or your time in a vain effort to keep you from being healthy.
P: Wow Matt, my protein shake tastes awfully fatty...did you put something extra in it? You know that could be considered Health Terrorism right?

M: No Pete you are just a douche...

P: That's bullshit you are a health terrorist!!!
by peteybananas January 3, 2013
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The Track Terrorizer

A TF2 Cosmetic That Details Info About The Scout I Never Needed To Know
THE TRACK TERRORIZER
"For A Breif Stint In High School, Scout Joined The Track Team In One Of His Many Schemes To Pick Up Girls. He Was Kicked Off The Team 3 Days later After Everyone Realised He Was 23 Years Old And Also Not Enrolled In The School"
by fwefff June 22, 2023
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Bovine Terror

A potentially possessed cow, especially in the game Red Dead Redemption. Skinning or eating a Bovine Terror may result in AIDs or complete body cancer. So avoid eating the Bovine Terror at all cost! It must me said in a Country Blumpkin accent.
Aye girl, look out for that Bovine Terror!!
by OMG BBQ August 16, 2012
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Matress Terror

Fear of one's matress
You might be suffering from matress terror if it tries to eat you during the night.

Be sure to take good care of your matress....or else!
by Crazy Word Bitch September 18, 2009
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Having a fear of the water sports so paralyzing that you turn gay.
Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”
by Sarsaparilla Titty Fuck June 9, 2022
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Sexual Terrorism

The act of spreading STDs through sexual contact with multiple people, often resulting in the death of at least on person.
Man commits sexual terrorism at nightclub, leaves 17 dead, 20 sick
by TVdinner_ April 22, 2021
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metallic terror

the government putting metallic minerals in the atmosphere to create an alternative reality used to distract.
The metallic terror overtook the Hollywood actress until she had to call a prayer line.
by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018
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