Take the Hobbits to Isengard

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.

"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"

by GadgetL May 20, 2008

Kira Takenouchi

Kira Takenouchi is an author of yaoi fiction whose online presence has been continually surrounded by controversy, scandal, drama, tragedy, and, at times, public censure. Her fanbase extends across the globe and continues to grow, despite her well-publicized struggle with bi-polar disorder.

Kira is best known for her Ai no Kusabi-based doujinshi yaoi novel series, Taming Riki, which gained a worldwide following in the ever-growing underground yaoi movement when Takenouchi chose to sell her doujinshi series through the book publisher Yaoi Underground, after seeking and receiving the approval of Ai no Kusabi copyright owner DMP/June.

Takenouchi's books are extremely sexually graphic, depicting male/male (yaoi) sex, and have been banned in Singapore and Thailand. Popular series include Alpha Rising, Harem Boy, In the Headmaster's Chambers, Once A Chieftain, Moon Over Atlantis, The Boy from Braxton Creek, Tristan's Reform, The Punishment of Shiiki, I, Incubus, and Barbarian's Slave.

Known as the Princess of Yaoi, Kira Takenouchi is also considered the biggest drama queen on the yaoi scene.

Because of her dramatic exits and subsequent returns to her companies and writing career, to "do a Kira Takenouchi" has come to mean doing a 360 turn, like going around in a revolving door, ending up exactly where you started.

by Marcus JF February 9, 2010

take the piss

To rile, mock, or be a jerk to another person whether or not the person is joking or being serious.

I know what I am so don't take the piss.
Don't worry about him hes just taking the piss.

by nyqs81 September 28, 2005

Take it Chill

A under used expression that can be replaced for "take it easy." or advice on future actions.

moeronald: "I wanna go get with that girl over there right there.... think she'll go home with me?"
donjuan:" take it chill, you got time"

.......walking out the door.....
bkind: "take it chill"

by Bryan Colligan April 2, 2006

Take the Mickey

To take the rise out of someone - to make fun of them. This is Cockney rhyming slang, Mickey Bliss = piss.

Leave it out, mate, don't take the Mickey.

by Wombling Free October 18, 2012

Take the gas pipe

Committing suicide by inhaling methane gas from heating pipes or ovens. A more common suicide method in the earlier 20th century. Also used as a way to tell somebody off.

Aunt Angie was so depressed when she found out about Uncle Charlie cheating on her that she took the gas pipe.

You're really getting on my nerves. Why don't you go take the gas pipe?

by Trainwreck708 January 14, 2013

awkward double take

the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two

I had an awkward double take with that chick across the room.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009