Tickle the Turkey

another term for masturbation.
nobody uses it but i invented it.

"Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.

by saltyboiwholivesinthesaltysea February 3, 2018

Tickle the Universe

To seemingly force an result to occur by engaging in an opposite or undesirable/inconvenient action.

(e.g. (a.) You are waiting for a person to arrive for a carpool, so you start to leave - they then show up. (b.) You have been waiting for the cable guy to arrive before taking a shower. You begin your shower - then the cable guy arrives.)

"The bus is taking a long time to get here, lets Tickle the Universe and maybe it will arrive".

by ZCurves May 13, 2016

Delicious Tickles

The act of gently and gingerly running ones fingers ever so lightly and slowly along another persons back, starting from the neck to the small of one's back. The touch is so light, that occasionally the fingers may lose contact with the person's back. When performed correctly, such an act induces goose bumps for the person being touched. This type of touch not only tickles but feels deliciously pleasurable simultaneously. Comparable to having the back of ones neck or ears kissed upon.

In efforts to suede Beatrix in the mood for some sexy time, Chuck lifts up her hair and gently runs his fingers along the skin of her back. His delicious tickles entice Beatrix to seek additional pleasurable touches.

by The NightRyder July 11, 2012

The Dreddy Tickle

When a girl fucks a guy with dreads and lets him lick her out and one of his dreads gets inserted into her vagina and tickles it a little until she orgasms on his face.

dude1: I totaly got in last night?

dude 2: oh yeah?

dude 1: yeah i used the dreddy tickle..

dude 2: man thats just wrong.

by ilycows88 June 23, 2011

tickle spear

A penis.

She wants my tickle spear.

"His tickle spear was huge."

by Minge Minge May 14, 2016

tickle goose

unlike a goose tickle, a tickle goose is where you run up to someone and tickle them quickly

logan just gave me a tickle goose

by cheeseburgerbaby11 December 6, 2022

tickle job

When you tickle someone so much it ends in an orgasm.

Babe I know your mouth is tired from all that talking, so how about a tickle job?

by DavidMk7 October 11, 2015