Arkansas Wedding

See shotgun wedding, married under circumstances, but with a relative.

I don’t see why they’re rushing for an Arkansas Wedding, the baby gonna have the same name either way.

by dananapatman September 6, 2023

The Wedding Year

(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

A single twenty somethings worst nightmare is the wedding year.

by DearUniverse July 16, 2016

Wedding

A place were the funeral of the relationship has cake and no coffin.

"Man this 'wedding' is bogus.

by M3anP3opl3101 January 21, 2018

White water wedding

A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception

I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty

by bones_ May 6, 2025

Royal wedding

When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.

Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.

by Danger, MD June 7, 2018

lemon wedding

A wedding where a woman is forced into marriage with a guy she dislikes due to a threat against her life or someone else’s

Lena had a lemon wedding with Mike.

by The SuperSanversShipper November 5, 2017

wedding straw

When you give your "future wife" the pipe on wedding day/night.

Damn bro, you already know I gave her that wedding straw later that night.

by Space Junkee May 2, 2018